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  "There are always three sides to every memory…yours, theirs, and the truth, which lies somewhere in between the two"   

mcqueeny:

a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why

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guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

(via sorry)

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  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential
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wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

(via mesutiness)

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via fake-mermaid)

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passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

(via bigbrotherleto)

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nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

(via 69shadesofgray)

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