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a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why

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omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

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  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential
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sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

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just reminding everyone i have an ask box

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